Ali met a fiery dragon
Who put mean people in a terrible wagon.
The dragon was cruel, the dragon was mean,
The dragon’s big mouth was a jellybean.
Ali, Ali didn’t care
She turned the dragon into a teddy bear.
Ali met a vicious pirate
Who was on a special diet.
“I’m going to kill you with my long sword,
then I’ll eat you.”
Ali, Ali didn’t care.
She killed the pirate by pulling his hair.
Ali met a boy named Seb
who had a very comfy bed.
Seb said “Hi, glad to meet you.”
Seb said, “Hi, now I’ll beat you.”
Ali, Ali didn’t care.
She kicked and she punched till he bought her a mare.
Ali finally woke from her sleep,
and realized everything had been a crazy dream!